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ilovetolosemymind: princessjullianna: mickeysauruss: alwayshermonster: j3sustits: wizlaqueefa: THIS IS LITERALLY ME IN EVERY WAY, SHAPE, AND FORM this is actually me me same OMG IM CRYING RIGHT NOW LIKE REALLY CRYING. EVERYONE FUCKING

bazoookaa: this literally makes me cry. the actual video makes me sob

tbh I don’t even know what exactly Bethesda does wrong because while I do enjoy playing their games, I find it very hard to care about what’s actually going on in them and I literally do not care about any of the characters as soon as I’m not directly

traveling these days has me more anxious for the actual travel versus the excitement of traveling… I literally want to stay in bed for a month after this curled up with cats and tea

honeythe-elfqueen: traveling these days has me more anxious for the actual travel versus the excitement of traveling… I literally want to stay in bed for a month after this curled up with cats and tea update: anxiousness has cleared after I arrived

Step (and I can’t stress this enough) on me. With @adult–goth

erarg: I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road

flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry

cyndecisive: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair or vise versa u don’t

mothbug: mothbug: every time I talk about my mineral collection my boyfriend reminds me of the time he was helping me move and he made the suitcase full of rocks joke when he was unknowingly lugging around my literal actual suitcase full of rocks

idiopathicsmile:the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises

flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry

thequeenvevo: marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it

flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry

It’s really great when you realize that you’re literal fucking garbage and nobody actually likes you.

shitandgay: reblog for nonbinary armin arlert…ignore for BEES in EVERY PAIR OF SOCKS YOU OWN

i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.

spoonster: vorstens: pokaela: wehaditall: turntechlongbottom: literally me my college life in a single post sigh This is too good actually me ME.

timahina: You ever look at one of your ships that you just fucking love and seriously ask yourself WHY do you actually ship it and literally nothing comes to mind.

eridansmatesprit: same me gpoy me in real life literally me actually me

mama-finland: license2tumbl: fishtwigz: matthejew-blog: Kaiser, a police dog, being saluted as he walks to be laid to rest after being diagnosed with severe kidney disease. this is the first post to actually make me cry this literally made me tear

godxxtrilla: madeeinspain:youngharlemnigga:This is actually literally about me No lies detected about me lol

simonjadis: cutemutant: mikemeekin: glamsquadunite: whorville: Why not let actual queer people play the parts of queer people Why not let actual straight people play the parts of straight people? what Heterosexuals literally need everything to

chillxmami: I like my alone time… it’s actually a necessity. Because of my schedule I don’t get any anymore unless I stay up late and it’s killing me.

elderyautjavegeta: kingryan-risenfromtheashes: kaiserneko: webbut: danmeth: Junk Food Rebranded as Gourmet Artisanal Delights This makes me angry. FRUIT PAR LA METRE This is literally the “me, an intellectual” meme This actually pleases

cyndecisive: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair or vise versa u don’t

cyndecisive: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair or vise versa u don’t

qhostplanet: *puts lipstick on* im so???? beautiful im an actual Goddess?? I should be worshipped im literally transcending earthly beauty. I have actually become immortal probably?? I’m so amazing everyone look at me

brygasm: lisaanguyeenn: mdre: For all the times [Mother’s Day Short Film] by Jubilee Project.This film literally brought me to tears because watching it made me realize how much my mom actually loves me and what she sacrifices for me. Sometimes I

l0vevanessaxo: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to

pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry about me

cyndecisive: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair or vise versa u don’t

forumgamer: cyndecisive: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair or vise

giantc0re: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry

flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry

life is actually sweet

vendettafrank: if someone made me a playlist and said smth along the lines “this is for you” or “these songs reminds me of you” i would literally combust

flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry

flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry

pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry about me

cyndecisive: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair or vise versa u don’t

flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry

hopec0re: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry

the-mad-professor: morning-nightmares: the-mad-professor: dunrath: Bring Me The Horizon (Vans Warped Tour 2013: Pomona Day 2) [x] the guy doing cartwheels is literally me Was it literally actually you Eli it was i was there cartwheeling into the

rainbowsandfood: Literally my favorite vine of all time

general booty reporting 4 duty

suditalia: grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song* my poor mother: please dont me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

constable-connor: no: this is literally actually me I am always looking at the BF.

taurusqueer: Me during the week: I wanna go out and have a great time this weekend!!! Me when the weekend actually comes around:

pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry about me

gaystin: me 5 years ago: i HATE pink!! its a girly color!! ugh ill never wear anything p*nk me now:

no: this is literally actually me

theperksofbeing-a-weasley: Me in the apocalypse.

no: this is literally actually me

no: this is literally actually me

luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner

m-azing: rinmemesuoka: OH MY GOD M-AZING REBLOGGED ME ARKOS HET-SATAN REBLOGGED MY CRAPPY MS PAINT ARKOS PIC FUCK FUCK FUCK lol hi, this photoset you made has literally made me laugh for like 3 days straight, good job

The smell of meat cooking literally makes me nauseous

I cannot explain in words how much it irks me when people get impatient with me and/or mad at me for not responding to their messages here. I have literally hundreds of messages (closer to a thousand) in my inbox, not to mention the messages I have in

valerie-an: do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

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